for inquiring minds:
This is the famous (AKA-infamous) cookie table.
Yes, this was the reason behind the drive to Florida for a friends' daughters' wedding (Congrats Kristen and Lee). Now you can see how important it was to drive 1100+ miles to get 1400+ cookies to St. Pete Beach by Saturday. Isn't it BEA-U-TI-FUL? (I'm sure that there's a math equation problem there somewhere!)