July is the new June

You know how

"they" say

that 40 is the new 30,

that 50 is the new 40,

and so on and so on?

Well, I think that July is the new June.

July? -

that is THE month for weddings around here now.

Pick a weekend, any weekend in July,

and you can bet I will be at a wedding!

What happened to all the June weddings?

Don't they know that it is REALLY, REALLY HOT here in July?

But I am going to attend all of them that I am invited to...

All the hot, hot, hot outdoor weddings.

All of the July is the new June weddings.

WANTED:

"dress clothing that does not show perspiration"

In search of some type of dress that does not show "perspiration".

Who am I trying to kid?

It is sweat that I need to not show!

Any ideas?

Signed,

Hot, Hot, Hot, in Ohio

Hot in Ohio/July is the new June...